Valentine’s Day is here, and whether you’re head over heels in love, navigating the rollercoaster of dating, or simply enjoying the single life, there’s one thing everyone can agree on: laughter is the best love language. To add some humor to your Valentine’s celebrations, we’ve compiled a list of 75 funny "Roses are red, violets are blue" quotes that will have you rolling with laughter or impressing your special someone with your comedic charm.
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Here are 75 funny Valentine’s Day quotes that begin with "Roses are red, violets are blue":
1. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t buy me chocolate, I’ll be mad at you.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, love’s a lot cheaper than dinner for two.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Cupid called in sick, so now it’s on you.
4. Roses are red, violets are blue, I put up with your snoring, so I must love you.
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is costly, but I’m worth it too.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, you still owe me $20, but I’ll forgive you.
7. Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is yours, and so is Netflix too.
8. Roses are red, violets are blue, you love my quirks, even the weird ones too.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, we’re out of wine, but at least I have you.
10. Roses are red, violets are blue, I tolerate sports, just for you.
11. Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is cheesy, but so are you.
12. Roses are red, violets are blue, my dog loves me more, but you’re okay too.
13. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d share my pizza, but only with you.
14. Roses are red, violets are blue, if love were a snack, I’d pick fondue.
15. Roses are red, violets are blue, you forgot Valentine’s, but I still love you.
16. Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than tacos, but it’s a close two.
17. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my person, even when you have no clue.
18. Roses are red, violets are blue, I swiped right, and now I’m stuck with you.
19. Roses are red, violets are blue, when I’m with you, the Wi-Fi works too.
20. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d fight a bear just to be with you.
21. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great at rhyming, but I still love you.
22. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my better half, but I’m still cool too.
23. Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom likes you more, but I love you too.
24. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my favorite pain in the butt, it’s true.
25. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s skip Valentine’s and go to the zoo.
26. Roses are red, violets are blue, your cooking is bad, but I’ll eat it for you.
27. Roses are red, violets are blue, I bought you this card, because I had no clue.
28. Roses are red, violets are blue, I laugh at your jokes, even the bad ones too.
29. Roses are red, violets are blue, you make me smile, even when I’m mad at you.
30. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s order pizza and call it a day too.
31. Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than my morning brew.
32. Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is silly, but so are you.
33. Roses are red, violets are blue, I bought you flowers, but I’ll keep the chocolates too.
34. Roses are red, violets are blue, this rhyme is old, but my love is new.
35. Roses are red, violets are blue, you snore like a bear, but I still love you.
36. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s get tacos instead of a fancy venue.
37. Roses are red, violets are blue, you stole my heart, now what do I do?
38. Roses are red, violets are blue, this rhyme is lame, but I love you.
39. Roses are red, violets are blue, being single was nice, but so are you.
40. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme, but I’m still into you.
41. Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than my favorite shoe.
42. Roses are red, violets are blue, our love is weird, but it’s my kind of glue.
43. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d write you a sonnet, but this will do.
44. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my lobster, and that’s the truth.
45. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re the cheese to my fondue.
46. Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than I love food.
47. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my favorite weirdo, it’s absolutely true.
48. Roses are red, violets are blue, life is better with you in view.
49. Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is stuck like glue.
50. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m keeping the snacks, but here’s a kiss for you.
51. Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart skips a beat whenever I see you.
52. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my Wi-Fi signal, strong and true.
53. Roses are red, violets are blue, if love were a currency, I’d be rich with you.
54. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my forever Valentine, it’s true.
55. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d share my fries, but only with you.
56. Roses are red, violets are blue, I tolerate your shows, because I love you.
57. Roses are red, violets are blue, we’re not perfect, but together we’re true.
58. Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you grows, like this cheesy clue.
59. Roses are red, violets are blue, this rhyme’s overused, but I still love you.
60. Roses are red, violets are blue, without you, my world would be askew.
61. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my sunshine on a rainy day too.
62. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d cross galaxies just to be near you.
63. Roses are red, violets are blue, my favorite hobby is annoying you.
64. Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s is corny, but I’m corny for you.
65. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re the peanut butter to my jelly, it’s true.
66. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d binge-watch anything as long as it’s with you.
67. Roses are red, violets are blue, if loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be true.
68. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my first choice, not number two.
69. Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is permanent, like a tattoo.
70. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so glad I ended up with you.
71. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my happy thought when skies aren’t blue.
72. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s not do gifts and just get a brew.
73. Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you’s infinite, but this rhyme is through.
74. Roses are red, violets are blue, you make me laugh, even when I’m blue.
75. Roses are red, violets are blue, thanks for putting up with all that I do!
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️