When it comes to Instagram captions, nothing beats a funny and relatable quote about your group of friends. Whether you're posting about an epic adventure or a cozy night in, a clever caption can perfectly sum up your squad’s vibe. Here are some hilarious and witty quotes for your next Instagram post featuring your group of friends.
Why Funny Group Quotes Matter
A great caption can elevate your photo and make it more engaging. When it’s funny, it not only highlights your group’s humor but also strengthens the bond between you and your friends. Plus, a hilarious caption can make your post stand out on Instagram!
75 funny group friends quotes for Instagram
General Funny Group Friends Quotes
1. "Friends who slay together, stay together."
2. "We’re the type of people you’ll find in the ‘before’ picture."
3. "When worst comes to worst, squad comes first."
4. "A true friend is someone who doesn’t judge your ugly group selfies."
5. "Some talk to you in their free time, we talk to each other in meme language."
6. "No one will ever be as entertained by us as we are by ourselves."
7. "Messy hair, don’t care. Squad vibes all the way!"
8. "We don’t do drama. We do fun chaos."
9. "Life’s too short for boring groups. Meet us!"
10. "Our group chat could destroy the internet."
Food-Loving Group
11. "Besties who eat together, cheat day together."
12. "If you don’t share fries, are you even friends?"
13. "We go together like pizza and extra cheese."
14. "Our friendship is fueled by caffeine and carbs."
15. "Food before dudes. Always."
16. "Dinner tastes better with friends and zero judgment."
17. "First we eat, then we take over the world."
18. "Friends that snack together, stay together."
19. "Calories don’t count with the squad."
20. "We came, we saw, we ate."
Party Vibes Group
21. "Why be moody when you can shake your booty?"
22. "You can’t sip with us (unless you bring tequila)."
23. "The party doesn’t start until we walk in."
24. "Good friends, good vibes, questionable decisions."
25. "We’re not a group. We’re a party crew."
26. "Dancing through life with these fools."
27. "We came. We partied. We took selfies."
28. "Squad goals: outdrink, outdance, outlast."
29. "Don’t let us near the dance floor. We’ll embarrass ourselves, together."
30. "Team ‘Just One Drink’ but never just one."
Travel Adventures Group
31. "Our passports are filled, but so are our hearts."
32. "We run on coffee, adventure, and bad directions."
33. "Friends who travel together, make TSA nervous together."
34. "We roam together; therefore, we’re never lost."
35. "Living proof that group trips work (sometimes)."
36. "We wander, we laugh, we collect memories."
37. "The world is our playground, and we play hard."
38. "Our GPS may fail, but our friendship never does."
39. "Adventuring with this crew = priceless."
40. "Beach hair, don’t care—with this squad anywhere!"
Sassy and Savage
41. "We’re the reason the group chat is spicy."
42. "Squad: the only people who can roast you and still be your ride home."
43. "Friends by choice, savage by nature."
44. "Too glam to give a damn, but still goofy AF."
45. "Serving looks and inside jokes since day one."
46. "Squad = my unpaid therapists."
47. "We weren’t made to be subtle."
48. "We roll deep and laugh louder."
49. "Some people graduate with honors, we graduate with squad goals."
50. "Brains, beauty, and a whole lot of sarcasm."
Nostalgic Group
51. "From sandbox to selfies, forever squad."
52. "We go way back, like flip phones and CD players."
53. "Growing up is optional. Staying friends is mandatory."
54. "Years may pass, but the jokes never get old."
55. "Life may change, but our squad stays the same."
56. "From awkward teens to (still) awkward adults."
57. "We’re vintage, like wine—and just as loud."
58. "Throwback to the chaos we started."
59. "Friends since we knew how to match outfits."
60. "Can’t outgrow the OG squad."
Supportive and Fun
61. "We lift each other up, then laugh when we trip."
62. "Our friendship is like a Wi-Fi signal—strong in the right places."
63. "Friends make everything better… especially bad decisions."
64. "Here’s to making memories we probably won’t remember."
65. "We don’t need a therapist. We have each other."
66. "Squad: cheaper than therapy and way more fun."
67. "The only drama we accept is in movies."
68. "Together, we’re an unstoppable force of fun."
69. "In a world full of trends, we stay classic—awkwardly."
70. "Through thick and thin crust pizzas."
Random Quirky
71. "The ‘weird’ in squad is silent."
72. "Squad: the perfect mix of chaos and love."
73. "It’s not about having the best group, it’s about being the loudest."
74. "Why fit in when you can stand out together?"
75. "If lost, return us to the nearest pizza place."
Feel free to pick your favorites or mix them up for your next Instagram post!
Your group of friends is unique, so let your Instagram captions reflect that. With these funny quotes, you’ll not only entertain your followers but also celebrate the amazing bond you share with your squad. Remember, the best captions come from the heart—and sometimes, from the belly laughs you share!
What’s your favorite funny group quote? Share it in the comments below!